Ms.Americia Kidnapped
Dateline Monday April 19th 2005 Grumbles News Affliates.

Sunday During the crowning of Ms. America she was kidnapped by a KKK member who got in disguised as a choir member(no wonder we had 9/11). The police are Doing a full scale search of the following states Alabama Southcarolina and Georgia, they are still unaware of her location.

Chris Rock commented on the event "shoot (gibersh.............) Hey Yo F*ck whitie".

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